The Wristband Gaussian Loss: Deterministic, Composable Latents via a Sphere-Interval Decomposition
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We present the Wristband Gaussian Loss, a deterministic batch loss for Gaussianizing point embeddings without sampling, KL terms, or iterative transport. Each $x \in \mathbb{R}^d$ is mapped to a direction $u = x/\|x\|$ and a CDF-transformed radius $t = F_{\chi^2_d}(\|x\|^2)$ on the wristband $S^{d-1} \times [0,1]$. We prove (and machine-verify in Lean~4) that for $d \ge 2$ the pushforward wristband map equals $\sigma_{d-1} \otimes \mathrm{Unif}[0,1]$ iff the source is $\mathcal{N}(0, I_d)$, and that the Neumann-reflected wristband repulsion energy is uniquely minimized at the uniform target. We compute this reflected-kernel objective in two ways: a nearest three-image pairwise truncation at $O(N^2 d)$, and a spectral Neumann path joining angular and radial Mercer modes (spherical-harmonic and cosine) at $O(N d K)$, with empirically matched gradients. A 1D Wasserstein radial term and a moment penalty serve as finite-sample accelerators with the same optimum, and Monte-Carlo null calibration turns the components into a single standardized statistic. We evaluate direct point-cloud Gaussianization with a calibrated barycentric $W_2$ score: a deterministic Gaussian reference batch is built by recursive Hungarian averaging, with each method reported as a $z$-score against same-size Gaussian batches. On the axis-uniform X benchmark, Wristband is competitive in 2D and gives the best 10D score. On a harder radial--angular-copula impostor whose Gaussian radial and angular marginals are correct but dependent, Wristband gives the best 10D and 128D scores. Coupled with learnable-key Euclidean attention and exact invertible flows, the resulting Deterministic Gaussian Autoencoder delivers a Gaussian-latent interface for counterfactual sampling with independent factors and a context/residual construction for dependent factors.